February 2012
714 posts
“I did not deserve to have the freedom that I had and it takes one to know one....”
– [Sara] (via schlafverlust)
I've always wondered who's actually glad they met...
Every time someone asks how my day was:
helinr:
“Ask yourself what you are worried about if same-sex marriage is legalized....”
– Why A Heterosexual, Married, North Carolinian Father Of Three Cares About LGBT Equality (via raeraenjma)
This.
(via lady88)
imteamtegan:
kriff4:
carlosisagirl:
...
I need more lesbians in my life.
FACT: There is no "man" in a lesbian relationship,...
Audience Member: Will you marry me?
Sara: ....
Audience Member: So was that a yes or no?
Sara: No, I won't marry you.
Tegan: She's an ice queen; you don't want her anyway.
Sara: It's nothing against you, personally
Tegan: She doesn't want to move to England.
Sara: I just don't want to get into that whole, you know, I have to get you papers and then you're always at my house and I'm like, 'why are you here again?' and then, you know, that kind of shit.
*Audience member asks Tegan to marry her*
Tegan: Thanks for asking. That's very nice.
Sara: Apparently Tegan is really into this person, so perhaps they want to get married.
Audience Member: Tegan will you marry me?
Tegan: Sure.
Sara: God, you're like fucking captain kangaroo over there.
Tegan: No, I just think it's good for our balance. You know, you're dark, I'm light. You're bad, I'm good. You say no, I say yes. You're mean, I'm nice.
Sara: I have standards, you're a slut.
*Johnny comes to high five Sara*
Tegan: Well I'm still nice!
Sara: And a slut.
Tegan: My parents had a mortgage and kids and a career. I don’t have any of those things.
Sara: I do.
Tegan: Sara has a mortgage but-
Sara: And a few kids. We don’t talk about that though.